FuNnY StUfF!

There was nothing really special about today, but so many "weird" things were said that I thought I'd share some of them:

Tonight at Sam's TBall game, the girls went to play on the playground and I looked over to see them, and one time I looked I couldn't find them so I walked over to check in the big tires (usual hiding place) and they were there, however, there was also a boy who was literally going up to their faces and screaming like a growl/scream...okay, fine, kids do that. But then he picked up a handful of sand and threw it straight at Becca. I yelled in my most stern mothering voice, "HEY, (he turned at this point with an "oh shit I got caught look") What do you think you're doing? (now his face showed a guilty innocence)...I said, "that is NOT okay, don't ever do that again!" He said, "ok" and I asked if Becca was okay and she was. Then his dad came over. I just glared, shook my head, and walked away...not sure if he was planning on yelling at me for yelling at his kid, but I think once he saw my face, he knew better. So, as we were leaving, Becca was telling Sam about the "naughty boy who threw sand" and then said, "Mom, you were GREAT tonight!"


Adelyn came inside crying and scared tonight and I asked her what happened, and she said, "baby deer get me" and took me outside to show me, she pointed to the woods and said, "baby deer, get me." I said, "No honey, baby deer are nice, they won't get you. Do you know what baby deer do?" and she said, "Bite?" ha ha ha


Okay, I remember another one now: The girls and I went in to paint our fingernails and toenails when Sam was at Summer School and Adelyn of course has to do it herself, which was very interesting. Finally I said, "oh, Addy, let mommy help you, you're just too little for this" and she said, "Becca?" and I said "Becca is older" then Becca says, "Yeah Adelyn, I grew up three times so I can do this, you're too little, even baby Liam (our nephew) can't do this yet." I was impressed how she knew she "grew up 3 times" she's 5, Addy's 2...what a smarty!